OSHO YOGINI

Daily Osho fills me with joy and laughter , he makes me like a balloon of laughter , your jokes becomes the excuses and blessing to burst me into laughter! I don't know from where the jokes come to you all , from where the jokes come to Osho but when it reaches me its a good laughing meditation!
You all know about the laughing Buddha ! Have you seen his statue with big belly . He spiritually awakened many triggering them to laughter . Laughter was his techniques of meditation! All of you who call me to chat in Internet online...I welcome your jokes!

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.:

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:!

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Who care?

Mulla's motorcycle ride :-

Mulla is out for a spin in his old motor bike. He stops to give a ride to a hitchhiker. Since it is a cold day, he advises the man to put his coat on back to front to avoid feeling the wind.

After a bumping ride, Mulla looks over his shoulder & sees that his passenger is missing. So he turns around and rides back.

He finds a small crowd of people around a lying figure.

Mulla : " Is he all right."

" Well ! says one of the crowd, " he was until we turned his head around the right way."

Yeti family:

One day the lion came to the tiger and said, " who is the boss of this forest ?" The tiger said, "of course, Master you are the one, you are the king !" Then the lion went to a beer, grabbed hold of him and asked, "Who is the master ? Who is the boss ?" The bear said, "of course, there is no need to ask - you are the King of all animals, you are the boss !"

The lion went to the elephant and asked the same question, "who is the boss here ?"

The elephant grabbed the lion, threw him away, at least fifty feet. He was struck with a rock, bleeding, bruised, weak, he stood and said, "If you don't know the right answer, this is no way to behave !"

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Who cares!!!

One day Mulla Nasharudin was walking with a very big stick which was too long for him.

One friend suggested, "Nasharudin, why don't you cut from the bottom few inches off ?" Nasharudin said, "That would not help, because it is this end that is long." ............................

Busy Bee : Mulla Nashruddin said, " I know few persons who have got houses with five hundred rooms.'

The friend said, "I have two eighteen-hole golf courses, three swimming pools and acres of greenery! “

Mulla said, "I know one main town who has got two golf courses and three swimming pools."

The rich man said, "In the house?"

Mulla said, "Listen - you may have made much money, but I too have I have got donkeys, horses, pigs, buffaloes, cows and chickens."

The other man started laughing ....; he said, "Mulla lots of people have donkeys, horses, cows and chickens ....."

Mulla stopped him in the middle and said, "In the house ?"

Osho : But whatsoever you get whether they are 18 hole golf courses, three swimming pools, or five hundred rooms or donkeys, horses and cows, whatsoever you can get outside will not make you rich, because really the house remains empty and you remain empty. They remain outside because they belong to the outside, there is no way to put them in. And the poverty is within, .... Had it been outside then there had been no problem.�